Spring Cleaning Book Tag

I was tagged by Sara @ The Bibiophagist and I think this has some of the funniest questions I’ve encountered in a tag. Thank you so much Sara. And everyone, please go right ahead to her blog and checkout her wonderful posts.

Rules:

• Please link back to Daniel @ Page to Page
• Respond to the scenarios
• Tag 5 people (or however many you like)

It’s time to make your bed, but you’re going to have some friends over later and want to pick the perfect book to place on your nightstand for them all to see that you’re “reading”. Which book do you choose?

I usually have quite a few books on my nightstand at any point of time, but if I cleanup everything and just choose one, it would be Foolish Hearts because it’s so pretty.

Oh no! The house needs dusting, but you just can’t put that book you’re reading down! What book would you buy on audio just so you could continue the story while cleaning?

I’m going to pick up Origin soon and I think it would be a good idea to have an audio of this book so I can get through it’s intimidating size.

Darn it! The ceiling is leaking! Turns out Mass-Market Paperbacks are the best things to soak water up! Which popular book do you use to soak up the water?

I think it would be New Moon. I remember loving this series and being obsessed with vampires but New Moon was awful even during that time.

Bathrooms need a good scrubbing, and your 2007 Cosmos are a little outdated and need replacing. What book do you place in the bathroom for some light reading for when people need to take care of business?

I love the Visual Reference Guide series. It has just little info to make you feel interested and some gorgeous pictures to look at. Any topic in this series would be fun but I would probably put aside World History.

Family is coming over, but you have no idea what to make for dinner! You read somewhere that tearing up the last chapter of a book whose ending you hated and sprinkling it in a casserole dish makes for the perfect meal! Which book do you choose?

Allegiant. I don’t think I’ve ever hated the ending of any series more.

Organization is key, right? When it comes time to organize your bookshelf, you realize you have enough room (and money) to get three new books! Which books do you buy?

I currently have an urge to buy this whole set of Alice Oseman books but it’s a little tough finding these covers.

Finally, some peace and quiet! But, before you can relax, you realize you forgot to send your Aunt a thank you gift for the lovely “ADULT LIFE FOR DUMMIES” book she gave you for Christmas (maybe she’s trying to tell you something?). What book do you send to her to show her how much (this is sarcasm) you appreciate her gift? 

My aunt is the loveliest person on earth and if she ever gave me such a book, I would know she has my best interests at heart. I don’t think she reads anything other than religious/spiritual stuff, so I would definitely gift her this version of The Gita, though I’m pretty sure she has already read many unabridged versions.

I Tag: (Please don’t feel pressured and ignore if not interested)

Consu @ Paper-Eyed Girl

Reet and Sanjula @ The Blue Moon Archives

Catherine @ Book Wonderland

Swetlana @ The Caffeinated Bookworm Life

Monica @ Torn Pages and Roses